Your mother is so stupid she, she thinks, uh, that lightsabres come with fewer calories! Most times we feel special, better than animals and machines because weve been given this gift of consciousness and reason. Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles! Your mother is so fat, that Ben Kenobi said 'That's no moon, that's yo momma!' Yo momma's so stupid, she spent all day saying 'am not' to R2! Well, your mother is so ugly she put the 'ug' in 'ugnaught!' I said yo momma's so fat, Jabba the Hutt said DAAAAAMN! sorrowfully Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi : And he was a good friend. I understand that you've become quite a good pilot yourself. Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi : He was the best star pilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior. Death Star blown up by a bunch of f***in' teenagers, you know? I didn't mean to snap. I was once a Jedi knight, the same as your father. Look, you know, I'm just dealing with a lot of crap right now. Yoda Use when someone needs a little tough love. Qui-Gon Jinn Use in pep talks to encourage positivity and to remind others to take control of their fate. You got an ATM on that torso Lite-Brite? Now get your seven-foot-two asthmatic ass back here, or I'm going to tell everyone what a whiny b*tch you were about Padama-may or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name is!. Han Solo Use when anything goes wrong, even if it is totally your fault. Not even you can save the whole galaxy before breakfast. These hilarious Star Wars audiobook quotes would definitely get a thumbs up from BB-8. And who's going to give me a loan, jackhole, you?. One reason Star Wars became the pop-culture phenomenon it is today is the seamless incorporation of humor mixed with action. Oh, oh, 'just rebuild it'? Oh, real f***ing original. Oh! Oh, well - well, where are they going?. Do you - do you have ANY idea what this is going to do to my credit? Oh, oh, oh! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide! That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet!. The scope of the franchise aside, the scripts for the various projects can seem heavy on jargon, with even cast members from George Lucas' original trilogy complaining about having to pronounce words like 'bantha' and phrases like 'bullseye womp rats. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Luke Skywalker, Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi. Wait a sec, you've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal?. RELATED: Star Wars: 10 Silliest Quotes In The Movies, Ranked. Strike me down in anger and I’ll always be with you. Huh? What do you mean they blew up the Death Star? F***! Oh, f***! F***! F***!.

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